Heckle Central


Pitchers:
"I've seen better pitching in t-ball"
"I've seen better pitches by a used car salesman"
"Your throwing grapefruits out there"
"Pitchers got a big butt"
"Throw harder"
"We want a pitcher, not a glass of water!"
"He's an equal opportunity pitcher; everyone gets a hit!"

Batters:
"Someone get some icy-hot, this guy just got burned"
"This guy hasn't driven anyone home since junior prom"
"It was a little high, leave the pinatas for the kids"
"WEIGHT ROOM"
"Who let the bat boy hit?"
"I don't think that ones got the distance"
"Tell all your friends in the dugout I said 'hi!'"(after a k-out)

General players:
"Hey #10, what's your phone #? My dog needs a date"
"Pull that hat over your ugly face of yours"
-to a short guy "hey #2, stand up!"
-for a whiny player "waah waah waah"

To the whole team:
"Our softball team can beat you up"
"Do you guys actually practice or do you just show up for the games"

To the coach:
"We've got women in the stands who can run faster than your players"

To the umpires:
"I've gotten better calls from my ex"